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chase. ([info]chase__thewind) wrote,
@ 2008-11-18 21:05:00

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I'm like a bear. No, wait. A bird.

Cause, I'm totally staying south for the winter. Roberto would love to see me stick it out in Seattle for the next several months, but fuck that. It's warmer here. And. I'm like a bird.

Also? My rack > Pamela Anderson's. Here's why: Mine's real.

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[info]_penn
2008-11-18 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Your's is real. But you can NOT tell me you weren't trying to enhance it with some padding!

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-18 11:02 pm UTC (link)
It was for Halloween!

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[info]_penn
2008-11-20 11:16 pm UTC (link)
I know that. I'm just saying that if you were going for realism in your costume, you should have had some more. Cause hers ARE fake and HUGE! Think .. Dolly Parton, just a tad smaller.

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-20 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Which is it, o driving-me-insane-one?! Bigger or smaller?

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[info]_penn
2008-11-20 11:37 pm UTC (link)
For the costume, they should have been bigger. For you? They're just right.

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-20 11:44 pm UTC (link)
I feel like I just stepped into a middle of a scene from 'Goldilocks and the three bears.'

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[info]_penn
2008-11-20 11:45 pm UTC (link)
If you think you're my perfect porridge, we might have an issue.

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-20 11:48 pm UTC (link)
I was .. going to go more along the lines of .. your bed is too big, mine is too small (for you) .. but I know a motel whose bed is .. just right.

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(no subject) - [info]_penn, 2008-11-20 11:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-20 11:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_penn, 2008-11-20 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-20 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]_penn, 2008-11-21 12:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-21 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]_penn, 2008-11-21 12:09 am UTC

[info]evanhartwell
2008-11-18 10:40 pm UTC (link)
One good thing about Seattle: I'll be there less often now.

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-18 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Huh. In thaat case, let me reconsider. I mean, because I was definitely staying away because of you, floppy hair.

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[info]evanhartwell
2008-11-20 12:18 am UTC (link)
I know. You've been fighting this loving feeling for a long time now.

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[info]browneyed__girl
2008-11-20 10:46 pm UTC (link)
How many times do we have to go through this? Really ..
I get that it's a common dream for men to want to get sisters, but come on!

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[info]evanhartwell
2008-11-20 11:03 pm UTC (link)
It's not my fault that you girls have good genes and I have good taste.

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[info]browneyed__girl
2008-11-20 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Evan. Don't be a whore.

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-20 11:12 pm UTC (link)
It's a statistical impossibility for him to not be a whore, Ang. But alas! His charms have no power over me.

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[info]evanhartwell
2008-11-20 11:15 pm UTC (link)
Damn the Evan immunity in those genes.

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(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-20 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-20 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-20 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-20 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-21 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-21 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-21 12:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-21 12:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-21 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-21 12:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-21 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-21 12:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-21 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-21 12:29 am UTC

[info]evanhartwell
2008-11-20 11:14 pm UTC (link)
I am not a whore. I am a romantic, looking for love in all the wrong places.

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(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-20 11:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-20 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-20 11:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-20 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-20 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-20 11:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-20 11:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-20 11:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-21 12:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evanhartwell, 2008-11-21 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-21 12:05 am UTC

[info]browneyed__girl
2008-11-20 10:46 pm UTC (link)
Why exactly are you comparing you and Pam Anderson's racks?

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-20 11:11 pm UTC (link)
Cause Penn told me I need a bigger push up bra.

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[info]browneyed__girl
2008-11-20 11:13 pm UTC (link)
Oooh. Yes, that explains everything.

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-20 11:19 pm UTC (link)
See the scowling blond tough guy up there? He said I ought to buy a bigger wonderbra

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[info]browneyed__girl
2008-11-20 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Hmm. He's cute. I think he looks better in the costume though.

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[info]chase__thewind
2008-11-20 11:47 pm UTC (link)
He looks hot no matter how you swing it, Ang. But he's kinda wimpy.

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[info]browneyed__girl
2008-11-20 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Well, then he's definitely not Chase material. Because we all know that you need someone who can keep up, at least.

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(no subject) - [info]chase__thewind, 2008-11-20 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]browneyed__girl, 2008-11-20 11:53 pm UTC

[info]a__munny
2009-09-24 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Real racks are always a plus.

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